Hurry Up and Wait

Here we are, 3 days past the due date and counting. The eviction date was scheduled this morning. So now we wait. I am punctual to a fault so I am already generating a list of things to teach this boy. 1) Don't kick your mom on the inside or outside. 2) Be on time...that's all I have right now. It will be an ever-growing list.

The name has been chosen and is still a big-ol' secret. Here are the names that my co-workers have generated.



I'm going to have to gently break the news that we didn't pick one of their names...or did we??

DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN!




No, seriously...we didn't.

Baby-proofing

I did my first official baby-proofing over the weekend. After striking a match and having the match head break off in mid-light sending a burning match head onto the tile (very near the trash can) below I decided that the matches needed a higher perch.



That should keep little hands and Jamie away. Now I just need to find a perch that keeps me from the matches.

Flip Cam

All of our showers are over and lil' Bugger is less than a month away...and also, I got this awesome Flip video camera!

This was more of a test run but figured I might as well post it. It is filled with nonsense, droid-shaped nursery items, horrible wipes, Baby POV and things that are not creepy.

Also, props to StubePT for helping me widen my blog and adding a fancy header.

Choose the outfit!

We have decided to leave the initial fashion of our boy to you; the reader. On the right of the blog you'll see a poll. You are voting on what outfit our boy is wearing when he comes home for the first time.

Aliens v. Bugs!

Aliens:




Bugs:

Li'l Tiger!

Thanks to several friends and family, Boy Kelly now has a good collection of Who-Dey gear! I was in a Cincy Babies R Us last weekend and Carson Palmer Onesies were $31! Thirty-one dollars for a onesie made of jersey material that will fit him for 4 weeks and I STILL wanted to buy it.

Actually, some of my regular jerseys were good for about 4 weeks...stupid Odell Thruman.

An early name has done an end-around and moved back into the top position! Will it have the staying power? Find out in 5 weeks!

Swagger Wagon

Swagger Wagon - watch more funny videos

Another great ad! I am a Toyota man but I hope to avoid the minivan route at all costs.

Jack Sack

Along with the name of this blog I had decided I wanted this sling diaper bag a long time ago. Luckily, since I am the father of a 2-pound eggplant, my wife got me the bag for Father's Day. Woot. My buddy recently informed me that it is called a "Jack Sack" after Jack Bauer on 24.



I'll go with that description even though I'm sure Jack wasn't packing diapers in his. Although dirty diapers would be a sweet interrogation tool. His checklist on the inner flap probably looked different than mine too.