Here we are, 3 days past the due date and counting. The eviction date was scheduled this morning. So now we wait. I am punctual to a fault so I am already generating a list of things to teach this boy. 1) Don't kick your mom on the inside or outside. 2) Be on time...that's all I have right now. It will be an ever-growing list.
The name has been chosen and is still a big-ol' secret. Here are the names that my co-workers have generated.

I'm going to have to gently break the news that we didn't pick one of their names...or did we??
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN!
No, seriously...we didn't.